Funny SMS Messages

Last Good Night Of 2011

May Allah Success You In The Next

Year

And May Allah Promote You In Every Field Of Life

Good Bye 2011

Welcome 2012

Life’s secret!

This chilling challenge

And tantalizing trial called life

Can best be coped with

Bt “Ibadat”,’ Diyanat’ and

‘Mehnat’-‘Prayer’,

integrity and diligence!

In the days before

I loved you

Things were not so great.

Aik husband apni bivi ko dafna kar wapis aa raha tha,

Achanak bijli karki,

Badal Garjay,

Teez teez barish hoona start ho gai,

Husband Bola! Lagta hai

puhunch gai hai.

Atom Bomb: An invention to

end all inventions.

Kush raho hansnay hansanay ka karo ehtamam,

Gar lattifon ki kitabain hi na hoon bazaar mein,

Ya diya bimar-e-dil ko doctor nay mushwara,

Jhalkiyan qomi Assembly ki parho akhbar mein.

There is a miracle called “friendship”

that dwells in d heart

u don’t know how it happens

or when it gets its start bit u

no d special lift it always brings.

Chandni raat thi, mein so rahi thi,

Phir kisi nay darwaza khutkhataya,

Mainay socha mera dil aya,

Darwaza khol kar dekha to

Wapda ka Bill aaaya.

Hahaha

Submitter: Ghauri Javed Shah

Your friends believe in your dreams

no matter

how silly they may seem.